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Today we will be philosophical. We asked a friend of ours to talk to Mitzy and ask her a few random questions. We suspect that she suspected something was fishy when she was being asked all these question, because before answering the first one she had to pee. This is what she said when she came back:
Question: what qualities do you look for in a friend … in other words, what causes you to really “click” with someone? Answer: Loyalty and he/she should share my ideas and tastes.
Name someting wonderful – My boyfriend!
Something wacky: she has no idea. We continue with the name something…
weird: the 5 o’clock news
wild: jumping with a parachute
wrong: the young driver’s lack of responsibility
well dressed: eva longoria
warm: Greece
weak: me, when I fail at something
worn-out: my favourite blue jeans
wise: my father
whole: me and my boyfriend, when we’re together
white: (duh!!): wedding dress
wet: the sea
We got the inspiration from this site.
more cat pictures
There are sites dedicated to LOLcats, LOLcode, LOLlanguage, etc. Several sites! So we thought we join this current and do some LOLmitzy’s with the photos we harvested today from our team of lazy paparazzi. Here they come:
We were extremely busy today so we couldn’t spy on Mitzy. But we built a time machine instead. Instead of boring the readers with the details of how to build a time machine we just present the events that occured. Mitzy and her boyfriend entered the time machine and they were send back in the autumn of 2006. Obviously they had no idea what to do so they went to the park. Several parks! Then they had some water. Then they went back home and back to the future in 2008. The end.
Exclusive shot: Mitzy for the first time behind the wheel.
As we told you before, she secretly attended the driving school and passed her exam in the most fabulous way possible: with 26 points out of 26. She was spotted on a Saturday night in the center of her hometown with her boyfriend on the right. On the parking lot, an annoying driver tried to steal her place, but Mitzy smiled and parked her car gracefully. Her boyfriend was not happy with the alignment of the car, but Mitzy kept her calm and parked again, perfectly.
Worlde is a site we found that basically makes a picture with all the words on a specific blog. So we were like: DUUH!! We gotta do it! We did. This came out: the first one was created two weeks ago and the second one was created a few minutes ago.
We are so happy that we can write about the weekend! So was Mitzy! So we don’t wanna spoil all the happiness with much text!
Being so happy about passing the driving test, Mitzy probably slept all day and drank herself into oblivion. Or not! She went to work, happy inside, came back from work, happy inside, hung out with her new neighbour, happy inside, played with her cat, happy inside, noticed that her cat had diarheea, worried inside, but also happy insided, boiled some chicken breast for her cat, happy happy inside and went to bed. We can only assume that she had no trouble falling alseep!
She told no one about it, but she was secretely attentind driving lessons. The exam was on a rainy wednesday and she was shaking all over. Her boyfriend was the only one who knew about it. Her friends thought she came down with a bladder infection and had to stay at home. Her family thought important people are coming at work, so she cannot be disturbed! Whatever they thought, fact is, she did it! She started, looked left, looked right, hit the brakes, drove stick, stopped. The police officer next to her told said that there’s a cab station 70m ahead of her. She got off the car. The officer also said: “Congratulations! You passed!”
Now she can haz cheezburger!
Surprise! We have absolutely no idea what Mitzy’s tuesday from two weeks ago was like! So we’ll just make things up…
We can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later, and thus we don’t have complete emotions about the present, only about the past. All right, here comes the fiction!
During his first few weeks in the city Mitzy was generally turned around. She arrived in the middle of a rainy, eerily warm autumn, and when she emerged from the trains station onto streets smoking with steam, and covered with dribbles of red light, it was often without knowing north from south. She would ask directions of a man and later on in another part of town believe she recognized that man’s face. But there are perhaps fewer faces to go around in a large city than there are people, and she could not be sure. The end!
As everybody knows, people don’t really like Monday’s! Mitzy is no exception to that whatsoever. She wakes up early in the morning and goes to work. She likes her work and is quite popular there. Basically we have no idea what she did on a monday two weeks ago either, but we do know that she has a fascination for getting married. However, we read an interesting article recently saying: “conflict between incompatible models and irreconcilable expectations is the history of marriage.” She however is a hopeless romantic, an optimist and a critic of our sarcasm.
Mityz’s wedding dress will have a rich cleavage and it comes together with a hat.
